Shirts: 100% Cotton White Crew Neck white shirts: Front side: "Wipe that STOOPID (Stupid) Grin Off Your Face." (On either side of the word "Grin: are 2 Smiley faces, except both have straight lines for lips and are not smiling.) Back side: "Thank You." (Under these arched words is a large smiling Smiley face.) Currently White shirts are available in S, M, L & XL only.